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  | |  NO PHONES | |
  | |   ALLOWED  | |
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You need a real computer for this.

It's 1999 in here. Phones make phone calls.
Come back on a desktop or laptop.

C:\> DIALUP.EXE

a 56k time capsule · est. 1999

TURN YOUR VOLUME UP.

Seriously. All the way up.

This experience is 50% sound. You are about to hear the most
important noise of the 20th century, and it deserves respect.

Every page in here loads at real 56k modem speed.
Patience was a feature, not a bug. · Best viewed at 1024×768.

Connect To — Wingding Online

User name:cooldude99

Password:********

Phone number:555-0199

Status: Idle

☎ INCOMING CALL

MOM ♡

LINE 1 · 4:52 PM

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The landline is ringing...